long time ago there was a person bought a parrot. This parrot always speaked filthy language(like fxck or shxt). So the person teached that parrot gentle language. Few days later the man come and said"Hello" to the parrot and the parrot said"fxck"back. The man was very angry so he put the bird in to the oven... few mins later. He can't heared anything in the oven. So he opened the oven. The parrot jumped out and jumped on his shoulder. He said" Hello" and the bird said" I'm very sorry master. I always saied the filthy language before. I won't do it anymore and I will try say the gentle language every time. Can you forgive me this time? The man was very surprised and then the bird asked" master, can I ask you a question? what did the chicken do before you put it in the oven?..... (美國笑話 或許有一些聽不懂得人會不知道笑點....)
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